Hey guys, I see your support for Bomaventure on TNS however I have one more favor to ask, can you please push it further and comment? Pretty please 😦 I will give you two long episodes of SDC in return. One today, one tomorrow. Let’s go people! Thanks for your support.

My third boyfriend, he is young at heart; a young at heart 60 something year old.

He likes it when I call him bae and he even likes skinny jeans.

You people think RMD is the only fine grandpa there is inside this country. Abegi, my boyfriend is very fine. I would have shared photo but I don’t trust all these thirsty hoes.

So all I share is his ankle, and little finger, and knee caps. Even his thumb I can’t share because you know thumb is like signature (thumbprint hello???), it is peculiar abeg.

Argue with your ancestors if you want, I know what I am saying.

Anyway, since I have been engaged for a while now and I know I am not marrying soon, I came to greet my boyfriend.

Oh please, don’t judge me, he likes it when I call him boyfriend not Sugar Daddy. Like I said, he is young at heart.

Anyway, after different chandelier styles and titanic moves, I laid on his chubby laps which are stuffed in his distressed pencil jeans.

And no, it is not a pretty sight. Be thankful for things which you do not see, my people.

“You want to go to Dubai bebe? Because I just feel like sending you to Dubai”

Do I feel like going to Dubai? Do I feel like going to Dubai? Is this one even alright?

“I will think about it”

I have already thought about it and I feel like going, but shakara has to be made.

“Okay, I will send you there for breakfast next week”

It should be noted that I danced salsa, etighi, azonto, shakiti bobo and skelewu in my head. But in my body, I just smile.

“And you will go and eat lunch in UK…”

His phone rings before he gets to finish his sentence and just as he gets off the phone in his high pitched voice, he says, “I’m in VI”

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